Internet Explorer just crashed on my MacOS X Jaguar G4, and in the log of the console that popped out, with the usual application error notes, I also found this:

Wearly I sit here, pain and misery my only companions.

Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed.

Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?

Do you want me to sit in the corner and rust, or just fall apart where I'm standing?

My capacity for happiness, you could fit it into a matchbox without taking out the matches first.

I'm not getting you down at all, am I?

Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.

Ha, but my life is a box of wormgears.

Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.

I wander which application is writing this stuff in my log...

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