For the last few days I have been playing with an silly idea for a joke, I wanted expand and write it down somewhere, but before doing so I decided to try to feed the core idea to ChatGPT, just to see what the fuss is all about.

This was my prompt:

Write a piece about Elon Musk bidding to buy the afterworld, god resigning from CEO, apple running heaven, google running purgatory, facebook running hell with their metaverse technology, with all current users getting a free account

This is the unedited output:

In a shocking turn of events, it was announced today that Elon Musk has made a bid to purchase the afterworld. The details of the deal have not been made public, but sources close to the situation have stated that Musk plans to use the afterworld as a destination for his Neuralink implants, allowing humans to experience eternal life within a virtual reality.

In response to the news, God has announced that they will be stepping down as CEO of the afterworld, citing the new ownership as a conflict of interest. It is unclear who will take over as CEO in God’s place.

In related news, it has been reported that Apple will be running heaven, with Tim Cook taking on the role of celestial CEO. Google will be in charge of purgatory, with Sundar Pichai at the helm, and Facebook will be running hell using their new metaverse technology. All current users will be given free accounts in the afterlife of their choice.

This news has caused a stir among religious communities, with many questioning the ethics of privatizing the afterlife. However, supporters of the move argue that it will bring much-needed innovation and efficiency to the eternal world. Only time will tell how this unprecedented change will play out.

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